The 9th Day of Christmas Joy

God only knows why, but I get a small amount of joy just looking at all that shit. I prefer to browse when someone else is with me, especially if they too have a fondness for gawking at junk. I don’t ever buy anything well…...except for the Bark Off. I was really hoping that thing would work and it did, long enough to say to the hubs “see it works!” As soon as I got that statement out of my mouth that damn Jack Russell of ours continued on barking her head off – damn her!

Anyway, one of my favorites is the Booty Pop. Just look at it….need I say more? For just $19.99, you too can have some junk in your trunk!

Who doesn’t want a pair of “Hot Booties?” 

How I have ever managed to eat while driving without one of these in my life?

Instead of a hydration pack for my next race, how about the Hop Holster? Why wait to finish the race for a beer? Oh look...I can choose between red or the ever popular camo! Tough decisions I tell ya!

So if you are looking for a good laugh anytime soon, just stop into your local Walgreens and peruse the As Seen on TV section and tell me if it does not bring you some….

JOY!